Bon Jovi – “7800° Fahrenheit” (1985)

Bon JoviPheeew… this album stinks worse than a cabbie’s armpits!  Here we have Bon Jovi’s second record, the one just before the über-successful Slippery When Wet (1986).  It’s hard to believe this is the same band responsible for that famous album.  Sure, they sound like the same group of guys, but they don’t write like the same group of guys.  I mean, I just farted, and its already a better song than 50% of the songs on this album!  Check out King Of The Mountain.  I liked this song better when it was called The Stroke by Billy Squier.  Ha!  What a rip-off!  Hmmm…. what else?  Silent Night?  Hell no.  Don’t waste your time.  I listened so you don’t have to.  My score: D

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